I was in a movie 😮
Month: May 2011
The “When Life Gives You Lemons” Series – by personality trait
When Life Gives You Lemons…
Optimist:
make lemonade
Antagonist:
throw them at the nearest idiot
Realist:
it was bound to happen
Hippie:
where are the seeds? Â Let’s grow some trees
Entrepreneur:
borrow some water and sugar
and repay the lenders
with a small portion of the lemonade profit
Support Manager:
find out who was responsible
and get him or her to remedy the issue
Sadist:
make eyedrops for your friends
Scientist DIY:
make batteries
Aspiring Chef:
oooo pie!
Party boy or girl:
Ask for the tequila and salt, too
Conspiracy Theorist
these were engineered to show us how bad things could be,
so we should be happy with whatever we’re given
What a treet
Ha ha you know that feeling you get when you’re looking for that one particular tree in the forest and aren’t quite sure where you put it last month, and after a few miles of trekking you come across it again? Yep that’s a nice feeling.
Now to go find the other one 🙂
Vending machine is still not vending
Post-it #1: “”Vending Machine Service Man: Please do not stock the 3rd row with bags of chips, as they often get stuck due to its height. Ulness you can adjust it”
Post-it #2: “… I still think a lever would be useful to rock the machine back and forth. Plus we could use it against zombees”
