When Life Gives You Lemons…

Optimist:

make lemonade

Antagonist:

throw them at the nearest idiot

Realist:

it was bound to happen

Hippie:

where are the seeds?  Let’s grow some trees

Entrepreneur:

borrow some water and sugar
and repay the lenders
with a small portion of the lemonade profit

Support Manager:

find out who was responsible
and get him or her to remedy the issue

Sadist:

make eyedrops for your friends

Scientist DIY:

make batteries

Aspiring Chef:

oooo pie!

Party boy or girl:

Ask for the tequila and salt, too

Conspiracy Theorist

these were engineered to show us how bad things could be,
so we should be happy with whatever we’re given

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