Inspired by my family sms group chat:
Got an idea for a sandwich shop that has many different types of pork sausages and meats.
We’ll call it the Infi-deli
(We hear the rimshot, followed by the sound of replies)
- Hehehe I was thinking “Six Pork” and you can sell beer also
- Pork kebabs 😋 Specially if they’re bacon wrapped yes
- If you let the shoppers pick out the live ones it can be called “Wiggly Piggly”
- Don’t forget we need Hawaiian Porkers paradise!
- Porker Platter
- Just Can’t Ham Enough featuring the “You bacon me crazy” sandwich
- The Ham It Man, I’m a Doctor special
- You can sell tiny Shakespeare sandwiches at a shop called “The Hamlet”
- In Florida, the MiHami
- The California branch can be called “Ham Francisco”
- The Germany location featuring live accordion players and sides of sauerkraut will be named “Porkafest”
- Those visiting in Las Vegas will go to “Porker Face”
