Ok, FB is really REALLY freaking me out… I’m seeing a friend suggestion for a gent who had a flat next to me in Bournemouth, England in early 2006.

We swapped email addys and generally got along well, but other than that, we didn’t spend much time together, and certainly not online

I like the text of this contract posting. I hear the theme music of “Mission Impossible” whilst reading it.

Position: Openlink Endur Business Analyst

Location: London, Paris, Germany, Switzerland, the Netherlands

Rate: Market

Skills: Openlink Endur Business Analyst:

Client is looking for an openlink Endur Business Analyst, must have experience with Market Manager and commodities trading.

The roles are based in London, Paris, Germany, Switzerland and Netherlands so rates will vary depending on location.

Expenses will be looked at on a case by case basis.

If you are interested please send a CV and await Contact.

O my goodness this is SO FUNNY

Microsoft came out with a product called “SongSmith” that, when you sing into the mic, the software creates/selects music to match your singing style and beat and crafts a new tune featuring yourself.

Kind of like karaoke in reverse.

Well some clever monkeys started putting classic music videos through the SongSmith…! The software pulls out only the vocals to mix it in with its own music, so you can imagine what Eddie Van Halen would sound like if the nerds in Redmond produced the music for the band. How about AC/DC, Radiohead, Billy Idol? How ’bout Britney Spears’ “Toxic”? Now that’s toxic.

Well wonder no more, just visit this link to Youtube. Just don’t make the mistake of drinking anything while watching/listening. It could be dangerous to your keyboard :o)

http://uk.youtube.com/results?search_type&search_query=classic+hits+songsmith

Northern Line, heading into the City, morning

If/when the line goes down and all passengers have to use busses, find the nearest bus stop. This will be the one with a gaggle of unhappy people at it, trying to squeeze their way into the next oncoming bus.

Then, walk AGAINST the flow of automobile traffic to find the next available bus stop BEFORE the one with the huge gathering of people.

This way one can get on a bus BEFORE the bus hits the stop nearest the tube station that has the impacted service.

Well worth the extra few minutes’ walk :o)

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