Grandboy (preparing to show me something on Roblox): Gwumpa stay here. Don’t leave the room. I’m going to take you on a tour.

Me: Is it a three hour tour?

Grandboy: It’s a… what?

Me: Is it a three hour tour?

Grandboy: No Gwumpa

Me: Will the weather get rough? On the three hour tour?

Grandboy: What? No Gwumpa it’s nice outside. And I SAID NOT THREE HOURS. Maybe 5 minutes.

Me: Will the Minnow get lost?

Grandboy (exasperated): Gwumpa I don’t know the things you say sometimes. Just look at my tour but don’t ask any more questions please.