Grandboy (takes off shirt)
\nMe: Boy, put that shirt on.
\nGrandboy (hangs shirt on doorknob)
\nMe: What are you doing?
\nGrandboy: Gwumpa you said to put the shirt ON. You didn’t say WHAT to PUT IT ON.
\n—-
\nCan’t argue against that logic. But the shirt went back on his body eventually. Right side out and not backwards. Eventually.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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