Grandboy: Good morning gwumpa, momma said I could go get kolaches in the morning.<\/p>\n
Me: She DID? (yawn) Well get me some too while you’re there.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: GWUMPA. No jokes in the morning. It’s too early. Maybe at 3 this afternoon. Or 3:30.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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