{"id":954,"date":"2017-06-06T19:17:34","date_gmt":"2017-06-07T00:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/?p=954"},"modified":"2017-07-12T20:16:01","modified_gmt":"2017-07-13T01:16:01","slug":"sturdy-trees-under-construction-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/2017\/06\/06\/sturdy-trees-under-construction-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Sturdy trees under construction here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grandboy: Pointing is rude. Gwumpa, doing THIS (points his finger in my face) is bad.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Yes, it is. How did you learn that?<\/p>\n<p>Grandboy: At school. If you point like this (points to the wall, now that I&#8217;ve redirected his arm) and say, &#8220;Na na na na na&#8221; (wiggling his head) then you&#8217;ll be a BULLY. And that&#8217;s RUDE.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Yep. (We nibble on our chocolate brownies)<\/p>\n<p>Me: So what if the WHOLE CLASS was doing that to someone? Would you do it?<\/p>\n<p>Grandboy: NO. That&#8217;s being a bully.<\/p>\n<p>Me: And what if your best friend at school was doing it with them? Would you do it then?<\/p>\n<p>Grandboy (exasperated): BAAAAH! NO GWUMPA. Still bad.<\/p>\n<p>Me: You&#8217;d probably talk to your friend to tell him to stop.<\/p>\n<p>Grandboy: Yep to tell him to STOP being BAD and to be a good friend.<\/p>\n<p>(More chocolate brownies are nommed)<\/p>\n<p>Me: So what if the whole class was doing that to a bully?<\/p>\n<p>(pause and think)<\/p>\n<p>Grandboy: Yah, that&#8217;s ok.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Why? Then YOU&#8217;D be like the bully.<\/p>\n<p>Grandboy: To make the bully STOP. So he knows how it FEELS.<\/p>\n<p>Me: True. He needs to know it hurts to be teased. But maybe also you could TALK to the bully, like you would your friend. You never know, that may make a difference.<\/p>\n<p>Grandboy: Yah. I like that, Gwumpa. I&#8217;ll talk to him.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>As the twig is bent, so is the tree inclined<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandboy: Pointing is rude. Gwumpa, doing THIS (points his finger in my face) is bad. 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