{"id":921,"date":"2017-04-01T21:06:07","date_gmt":"2017-04-02T02:06:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/?p=921"},"modified":"2017-04-23T15:15:51","modified_gmt":"2017-04-23T20:15:51","slug":"because-why-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/2017\/04\/01\/because-why-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Because why not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grandboy is visiting, playing Minecraft and is creating a giant toilet with underground cast iron plumbing.<\/p>\n<p>Why? Because, well I don&#8217;t know why, I just can&#8217;t come up with a good reason why not&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Screenshot_20170402-142921.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-929\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Screenshot_20170402-142921.png?resize=300%2C169\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Screenshot_20170402-142921.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Screenshot_20170402-142921.png?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Screenshot_20170402-142921.png?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Screenshot_20170402-142921.png?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>and then he made a lighthouse, with lights that turn on only at night<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Screenshot_20170402-142952.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-933\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Screenshot_20170402-142952.png?resize=300%2C169\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Screenshot_20170402-142952.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Screenshot_20170402-142952.png?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Screenshot_20170402-142952.png?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Screenshot_20170402-142952.png?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandboy is visiting, playing Minecraft and is creating a giant toilet with underground cast iron plumbing. Why? 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