Grandboy: Hey gwumpa I see you changed your gamertag picture. Show me how to change mine please. <\/p>\n
Me: Sure (shows him how) <\/p>\n
Grandboy: Oh WOW! THESE ARE COOL PICTURES TO CHOOSE FROM <\/p>\n
Me: Yep, pic any one you want <\/p>\n
Grandboy: So, why you not choose a cool one for yours? <\/p>\n
Me: … <\/p>\n
— Schooled by a six year old. Wow that happened too soon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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