Grandboy got in trouble when he and another boy were punching each other in the cafeteria. The story, as relayed by mamasan:<\/p>\n
Other boy: Hey look, is that your mom over there?<\/p>\n
Grandboy: [looks “over there”]<\/p>\n
Other boy: [suckerpunch to the gut]<\/p>\n
Grandboy: [retaliatory strike]<\/p>\n
[punching continues for a bit, no one is hurt, but phone calls had to be made]<\/p>\n
Actually I take responsibility for this. I’ve always told the grandboy to never be afraid of monsters, but to stand strong and take them down if needed. He’s definitively on my zombpacolypse team<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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