Grandboy (playing Minecraft, with his character dressed as a fairy): I can make dreams come true!<\/p>\n
Me: But what if they are BAD dreams?<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
I got THE LOOK. Why do I always get THE LOOK?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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