Me: …but what about apple?<\/p>\n
Grandboy: No gwumpa, “apple” isn’t a color<\/p>\n
Me: Why not?<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Because you EAT apples<\/p>\n
Me: But you can eat oranges and that’s a color too. So why can’t you eat apples and have a color “apple” too?<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Because that’s for a REASON and I don’t know it yet<\/p>\n
Me: Here, have a yellow (i hand him a banana)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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