Hi Mom, Dad, guess what a certain grandboy told his mamasan about not wanting to go to school?<\/p>\n
“But mom, I don’t NEED to go to school. I already know how to read words and how to count.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Sound familiar? Hehe. She’s in for a fun ride \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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