Grandboy (Exasperated, looking out the window): Gwumpa why is the sun not up?<\/p>\n
Me: Dunno<\/p>\n
Grandboy: It’s 6:02. 6:02 gwumpa. (Looks out the window again) Sun is STILL not up. You said I can climb up in the attic in the morning. It’s morning. And chocolate ice cream for breakfast. I’m hungry can I eat my ice cream in the attic now?<\/p>\n
O boy mamasan’s gonna get me for this one<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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