Grandboy (to the abbreviated tune of “Footloose”): Fruit Loops, Fruit Loops, everybody want, everybody want, everybody want fruit loops…!<\/p>\n
One of these days we’ll have movie night and then the dancing shall begin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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