Grandboy (shuffling in at daybreak): Gwumpa time to wake up<\/p>\n
Me: Still dark, boy<\/p>\n
Grandboy (lifting the blinds a little): I see sunlight out there<\/p>\n
Me: No sunlight in here. Come cuddle<\/p>\n
Grandboy (climbing all over me): When’s the sun waking up all the way Gwumpa?<\/p>\n
Me: Tomorrow<\/p>\n
Grandboy (shocked): No Gwumpa. Sun wakes up every day. So do you. Come on wake up<\/p>\n
And so starts another day in Gwumpa Boot camp, haha<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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