Grandboy (coming in to cuddle with me on my temporary cot bed**): Wow Gwumpa this sure is smaller than your real bed.<\/p>\n
Me (snoozily): Yep.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: But it’s very CUTE<\/p>\n
Me: Yep. Here I scooted over for you.<\/p>\n
Grandboy (climbing over every one of my body parts): There’s no room for momma to cuddle on here.<\/p>\n
Me: Nope, just room for us two.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: YAH if momma tries to cuddle on here she fall off and BREAK the GROUND<\/p>\n
Me: Shhh not too loud boy<\/p>\n
** I’ve boxes still on the”real” bed since drywall repair is still underway. Good thing I like camping, haha<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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