{"id":753,"date":"2016-04-10T12:20:19","date_gmt":"2016-04-10T17:20:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/?p=753"},"modified":"2016-05-30T08:20:58","modified_gmt":"2016-05-30T13:20:58","slug":"living-in-the-stone-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/2016\/04\/10\/living-in-the-stone-age\/","title":{"rendered":"Living in the stone age"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grandboy (playing a game): Oh [bleep] <\/p>\n<p>Me: What? Grandboy: I said, &#8216;Oh [bleep]&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Me: That&#8217;s what I thought I heard. Don&#8217;t be saying that. <\/p>\n<p>Grandboy: Oh that&#8217;s right Gwumpa. Little kids can&#8217;t say [bleep] only grown-ups can say [bleep]. <\/p>\n<p>Me: No one should be saying that. 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