Grandboy: GWUMPAAAA you hugging me too hard. You gonna pop meeee <\/p>\n
Me: Ok I’ll hug more softly <\/p>\n
Grandboy: And then you’ll have no kid any more <\/p>\n
Me: Eeek that won’t be any good. <\/p>\n
Grandboy: And then your mom, i mean my momma will be SOOO disappointed you kill me. <\/p>\n
Me: Yes, she might even give me a time-out. <\/p>\n
Grandboy: YAH. So hug me like THIS (gives me a hug).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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