Grandboy (waiting for corndogs in the microwave, and frustrated, arms crossed): Hmph. Gwumpa YOU eating cereal and I’M not eating. <\/p>\n
Me: Yes, you said you wanted corndogs for breakfast. You have to wait for them to warm up. <\/p>\n
Grandboy: But I have to wait. (Stomps foot) That’s not FAIR. <\/p>\n
Me: Boy, LIFE ain’t fair. We chose two different things. Not every thing’s the same. Ain’t fair for me either. I don’t get to eat a corn dog. <\/p>\n
Grandboy: Yah you don’t get a corndog. <\/p>\n
Me: Unless I eat yours. <\/p>\n
Grandboy: HEY THAT’S NOT FAIR<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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