Good golly miss Molly, the grandboy has discovered exercise. <\/p>\n
Gwumpa gwumpa how many sit-ups you can do? Come down here do them with me look I can do jumping jacks how many you can do? Twenty? Show me, come on good job gwumpa! Let’s do push-ups now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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