Grandboy: Gwumpa, what is that (on video game)?<\/p>\n
Me (looking up): O i don’t know.<\/p>\n
Grandboy (frustrated, moves the character about):<\/p>\n
Grumpa, what is THAT? (points to the same thing)<\/p>\n
Me: I don’t know.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Huh? What do you mean, “I don’t know”?<\/p>\n
Me: Means I don’t know…<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Why don’t you know, Gwumpa?<\/p>\n
Me (not resisting the urge at all): I don’t know<\/p>\n
Grandboy: AAAAAGHHHHH<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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