Ok I may be a gwumpa but no, whipped cream sandwiches are definitely NOT on the breakfast menu.<\/p>\n
Even I have my limits.<\/p>\n
Now whipped cream on OATMEAL, now there’s a meal I can sign off on.\u00a0 Eat up, boy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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