(Walking) Me: Here, stay on the inside while we walk, ok? Part of my job is to keep you safe.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Well Gwumpa part of MY job is to keep you on the sidewalk. Hold my hand gwumpa.<\/p>\n
We look out for each other like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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