Grandboy: I can have cookie? I’ll ask mom.<\/p>\n
Me: No, you got in trouble. You don’t ask for special treats after you get in trouble.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Well, what I do then?<\/p>\n
Me: You wait. And don’t go asking mom for a cookie. Please wait til your mom offers you one.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: O no, I don’t think that’s a good plan, Gwumpa. (pout)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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