The grandboy said it’s important to wear pajamas when we sleep because we may wake up and forget to change into school clothes and we’ll end up at school in just our underwear and everyone will point and laugh at us hahaha.<\/p>\n
This line of thinking comes early on, apparently \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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