…and so it begins…<\/p>\n
Momma, to the grandboy, “Go to sleep nice now because you’re going to have a great day in school tomorrow.”<\/p>\n
Grandboy, after giving this a good think, “But I already went to school. I went today.”<\/p>\n
Good luck, momma<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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