Grandboy (coming in from the other room): ..ma! Mama. Mom. Mama! MAMA<\/p>\n
Mamasan: Yes?<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Mom. Ma. Mama. MAAA<\/p>\n
Mamasan: Yes, what?<\/p>\n
Grandboy: MAMA<\/p>\n
Mamasan: WHAT do you WANT?!?<\/p>\n
Grandboy: I can have some water?<\/p>\n
Mamasan: Ye..<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Or some… chocolate milk? (Blink blink) (the blinky effect made more effective because one eye doesn’t close all the way, so he looks like a drunken mess)<\/p>\n
— The boy’s got a career in sales, methinks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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