Grandboy: Ow I pinched myself with this thing.<\/p>\n
Me: O no. It looks ok, no blood. Did you learn something from that?<\/p>\n
Grandboy: I be careful.<\/p>\n
Me: Yep, sometimes you learn stuff when you get hurt. That’s part of life.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: What is ‘life’?<\/p>\n
Me: ‘Life’ is everything you’re doing and everything around you. Like coloring, eating, hugging mama,<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Getting pinched.<\/p>\n
Me: Yep, getting pinched. That’s part of life too. Life is (open arms wide) everything.<\/p>\n
Grandboy (breaks into the song): Everything is AWESOME…<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Yep. Everything is awesome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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