Grandboy: Gwumpa you the boss of mom?<\/p>\n
Me: Yep.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: And Gwumpa mom is the boss of me?<\/p>\n
Me: Yep.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Well then who I the boss of?<\/p>\n
Me: Your hands and your feet. Make sure they do good things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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