Me: Your room is a mess.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Yes. Why my room is a mess?<\/p>\n
Me: You brought stuff in here and left it laying about.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Not me! Maybe a (makes scared face) CREEEATURE sneaked in here and left stuff.<\/p>\n
Me: O I know. It was Santa Claus. He’s always sneaking into people’s homes and leaving stuff around.<\/p>\n
Grandboy:Yes! Santa Claus messed up my room!<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Mamasan is going to have a talk with me soon I think \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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