I have just been reminded of how tiny the grandboy is.<\/p>\n
I asked him to share the malted milk ball treats he was holding and he gave me an entire handful.<\/p>\n
There were three of them in this handful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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