Grandboy, shouting imperiously, “GWUMPA!!”<\/p>\n
Me, wondering what I’d done, “Yessir? What’s up?”<\/p>\n
Grandboy, in the same tone, and running from one room, past me and then outside, “ILOVEYOU! GWUMPA I LOVE YOU!”<\/p>\n
So far nothing has come chasing him from the other room, so I imagine that was just a bout of excitement that hit him<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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