Grandboy, after stealing all my white pillows and arranging them on the white bed cover:<\/p>\n
“Gwumpa, I make a EGGloo to live in. See my EGGloo? Know why it’s a EGGloo?<\/p>\n
Because my penguins live in it and they lay EGGS.<\/p>\n
EGGS, Gwumpa.EGGS.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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