Dishwasher stopped working. Grandboy asked what was wrong with it and I said the power’s not going to it for some reason.<\/p>\n
“See? No lights. No power.”<\/p>\n
“Ah gwampa no power it no working. It’s dead.”<\/p>\n
“Yep”<\/p>\n
“You gotta charge it, gwampa. Get the batteries charged, then it’s working again! Plug it in gwampa plug it in ok?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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