Grandboy is running around in nothing but his superhero underwear. And carrying a clothes hanger.<\/p>\n
“I superhero! I Flash Arrow!” He cries as he does a parkour move into the bedroom.<\/p>\n
“You’re Flash? Fast as an arrow?” I misunderstand on purpose.<\/p>\n
“NOOO GWUMPA I Flash ARRROW. A new cacature” he corrects me. “See my arrow?” Holds up the hanger like a bow, and like I did as a kid.<\/p>\n
“Flash ARRROW” he shouts, and apparently the bow doubles as an arrow as the thing flies across the room.<\/p>\n
“Well Flash Arrow let’s flash into some clothes and put your arrow back in the closet for another day.”<\/p>\n
“Gwumpaaaaa…”<\/p>\n
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