{"id":583,"date":"2015-08-15T09:53:42","date_gmt":"2015-08-15T14:53:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/?p=583"},"modified":"2015-08-23T17:16:34","modified_gmt":"2015-08-23T22:16:34","slug":"where-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/2015\/08\/15\/where-are-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Where are you?"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Gwumpa come ‘ere”<\/p>\n

“Where?”<\/p>\n

“Over here”<\/p>\n

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“Where are you?”<\/p>\n

“I’m over HERE”<\/p>\n

“Where?!? I’m walking around and don’t see you \ud83d\ude41 <\/u>”<\/p>\n

(giggle)<\/p>\n

People small enough to fit inside cabinets are challenging at times \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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Photo credit: Some rights reserved<\/a> by waferboard<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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