YES! The phrase “Gwampa don’t eat my cars and don’t sleep on them, ok? Ok?” has just easily rolled off the grandboy’s lips.<\/p>\n
I have worked very hard to establish my reputation here in the household \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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