The grandboy and I cuddled in bed for 10 minutes this morning before launching out of bed for adventures. I know it was 10 minutes because we were trying to make our fingers into the shape of the minute digit on my digital clock that shines the time on the ceiling. The ‘0’ and ‘3’ and ‘7’ are easy. The ‘2’ and ‘5’ are killers…<\/p>\n
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