The grandboy, trying to type his name into a computer game:<\/p>\n
“Mom mom I need to put something in here what help me mom heeeelp”<\/p>\n
“Hey put your name in there. You know how to spell your name. How do you spell your name?”<\/p>\n
“With help. Help me mommmma”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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