Grandboy (holding up some legos pressed together): What is this?<\/p>\n
Me: Ummm, ah. It’s a magical dolphin.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: NO gwumpa it’s a piece. For a CAR.<\/p>\n
Me: Ok.<\/p>\n
Grandboy (holding the Piece. For a CAR up again): Gwumpa what is this?<\/p>\n
Me: Ummm, ah. It’s a magical dolphin.<\/p>\n
Grandboy (distraught) GWUMPA. No you day dat again and I’ll be super mad.<\/p>\n
Me: WHAT? You’ll be Superman?! And beat up bad guys? All riiiight!<\/p>\n
Grandboy: AHHHHH. GWUMPA!<\/p>\n
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