The grandboy’s epic monster v superhero battles now include traffic infractions (i.e. running red lights) and post-clash coffee breaks.<\/p>\n
“Ok you never go through red light again?”<\/p>\n
“No not again superman”<\/p>\n
“Ok now you want coffee?”<\/p>\n
“Sure”<\/p>\n
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