Grandboy: Those people, they, they all driving cars.<\/p>\n
Me: Yep, they are all driving cars.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Why they driving cars?<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0 Dunno.\u00a0 Maybe they are getting food or going to work or seeing friends.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Monkeys don’t drive cars.<\/p>\n
Me: Nope.\u00a0 Monkeys don’t drive cars.\u00a0 Why not?<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Cuz they will crash the cars and hurt people. [BOOM SCREECH] AAAUGH!!!!<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0 Hm.\u00a0 YOU don’t drive cars.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: No I don’t drive cars, gwumpa [makes face, rolls eyes]<\/p>\n
Me: Then you must be a monkey.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: NO GWUMPA I a boy.\u00a0 I a boy not a monkey.<\/p>\n
Me: You like bananas.\u00a0 Monkeys like bananas, and don’t drive cars.<\/p>\n
Grandboy.\u00a0 GWUMPA now my head is hurting.\u00a0 No more talking please…<\/p>\n
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