“O be careful or you’ll fall down.”<\/p>\n
“Yah gwumpa like Honky Donkey.”<\/p>\n
(huh?)<\/p>\n
“You know, Honkey Donkey he fall down and and he, no one could put him together again.”<\/p>\n
“O, THAT Honkey Donkey…”<\/p>\n
“Yah he fall down, like this” (falls down and makes a broken face) “and then you have to bury me because I’ll be stinky like Spidey*.<\/p>\n
“Pe-you you’re already stinky, Honkey Donkey.”<\/p>\n
* (Spidey was a hermit crab who met his crabby maker not too long ago).<\/p>\n
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