The grandboy, giving me the reasons why he’s not napping:<\/p>\n
“Well, I’m I’m see look I’m (waving hands) not sleeping, see?”<\/p>\n
“Yes I noticed that. Why not?”<\/p>\n
“It’s well, well I’m not not see (waving hands again), look!” (He points to his eyelids)<\/p>\n
“These closing-things, they are stuck open and I can’t close them so that’s why I’m not sleeping (notices the dog) and puppy’s not sleeping and YOU not sleeping and momma’s not sleeping so i can come out now please?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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