Grandboy: I sure like my outside clothes.<\/p>\n
Me: Why is that?<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Well, it’s because, ’cause, because i can go outside and PLAY and i can RUN and they are COOL and, and, BANANAS! [runs away]<\/p>\n
I love that closing argument. I should try it at my next business analysis meeting.<\/p>\n
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