Ah the advantages of having an alter ego.<\/p>\n
Grandboy did his nighttime routine when momma’s at work… Toilet, teeth, story, prayers, etc.<\/p>\n
I’d wondered why he donned his Batman mask half-way through. I didn’t have to wonder for long.<\/p>\n
“Gwumpa i need to go potty.” [smiles]<\/p>\n
I did the grandfatherly grunt. “But you already went.”<\/p>\n
“No i didn’t. I Batman. BATMAN have to go potty now…”<\/p>\n
He’s got at least three old halloween getups. Could be a long night \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
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