{"id":439,"date":"2015-05-16T10:28:52","date_gmt":"2015-05-16T15:28:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/?p=439"},"modified":"2015-05-16T10:35:45","modified_gmt":"2015-05-16T15:35:45","slug":"a-smashing-concept","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/2015\/05\/16\/a-smashing-concept\/","title":{"rendered":"A smashing concept"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The grandboy and I are discussing physics. \u00a0Gravity and mass, specifically. \u00a0He conceptually understands that mass attracts mass and that&#8217;s what makes things fall and stuff.<\/p>\n<p>He also knows that everything has mass (we&#8217;ll go into the neutrino debate later on, once I study up on that).<\/p>\n<p>The tree has mass. \u00a0The ball has mass. \u00a0The dog has mass. \u00a0His head has mass. \u00a0Etc.<\/p>\n<p>So what does he say when he jumps\u00a0on a stick and breaks it?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t have mass today, gwumpa. \u00a0Today I have SMASH.&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Photo credit:\u00a0<span class=\"ccIcn ccIcnSmall\"><a href=\"https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.0\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Attribution\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s.yimg.com\/pw\/images\/cc_icon_attribution_small.gif?w=940&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Attribution\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/span> <a title=\"Attribution License\" href=\"https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.0\/\">Some rights reserved<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/catrinaustin\/\">Gwyrosydd<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The grandboy and I are discussing physics. \u00a0Gravity and mass, specifically. \u00a0He conceptually understands that mass attracts mass and&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":440,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/8388528913_a4f4012b7d_b1.jpg?fit=1024%2C683&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p62ahB-75","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":442,"href":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions\/442"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}