The temperature dropped recently here, and it’s been pouring buckets of water. \u00a0Fortunately we had a reprieve and it’s nice enough to leave the back door open. \u00a0Let’s check our math, shall we? \u00a0rain+dirt+stompyboy =<\/p>\n
Yes! We’re cleaning up mud inside. \u00a0How mud got on the toilet seat I’ll not ask, but I will insist he cleans up his adventure results.<\/p>\n
And after he cleans, it’s time for me to clean again, since his cleaning consists of mainly spraying water from his cleaning bottle on everything and then only sometimes wiping it off \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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